Meteorite Beanies Crash Landed To Earth!
Scientists recently discovered a new type of space rock -- Meteorite Beanies! Close-up analysis proved that the stretchy texture resembled the alien-like nature commonly observed in stony meteorites.
One very smart scientist said: "...we never felt something so soft, yet resembled the rough and tumble terrain of a space rock..."
Another smart scientist said: "...this discovery will not only change our views on planetary formation -- it will also impact the world of fashion. Forever."